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The Suzuki S-Presso is a city car produced by Maruti Suzuki, Suzuki's subsidiary in India since 2019. It slots above the Alto and below the Wagon R in the Indian market. The car is marketed as a \"micro SUV\" or a \"mini crossover\" by its rugged styling and high ground clearance of 180 mm (7.1 in). The S-Presso is built on the HEARTECT platform, which is derived from Suzuki's kei cars, and uses 40% high tensile steel. It is exported to several emerging markets in Africa, South Asia, Southeast Asia, Latin America, and the Middle East.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Queen's Knickers Award","displaytitle":"Queen's Knickers Award","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q113070636","titles":{"canonical":"Queen's_Knickers_Award","normalized":"Queen's Knickers Award","display":"Queen's Knickers Award"},"pageid":71189693,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Queen%27s_Knickers_Award_logo.png","width":225,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Queen%27s_Knickers_Award_logo.png","width":225,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271152574","tid":"903ce0c4-d8fd-11ef-a2ce-12f8d7f30fd4","timestamp":"2025-01-22T20:15:03Z","description":"Award for children's illustrated book","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen's_Knickers_Award","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen's_Knickers_Award?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen's_Knickers_Award?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Queen's_Knickers_Award"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen's_Knickers_Award","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Queen's_Knickers_Award","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen's_Knickers_Award?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Queen's_Knickers_Award"}},"extract":"The Queen's Knickers Award is a British award for a children's illustrated book. It was founded in 2020 and is awarded annually by the Society of Authors for \"an outstanding children's original illustrated book for ages 0-7\". It is funded by children's author Nicholas Allan and takes its name from his book The Queen's Knickers.","extract_html":"
The Queen's Knickers Award is a British award for a children's illustrated book. It was founded in 2020 and is awarded annually by the Society of Authors for \"an outstanding children's original illustrated book for ages 0-7\". It is funded by children's author Nicholas Allan and takes its name from his book The Queen's Knickers.
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Benkovski Nunatak is a rocky peak of elevation 450 m projecting from the ice cap of Greenwich Island in the northeast extremity of Breznik Heights.
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