{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?","punchline":"Because it had nobody.","id":396}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"Because his mother was a wafer so long","id":320}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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Mixian is a type of rice noodle from Yunnan Province, China. These noodles are typically distinguished by their round shape, moderate thickness, and smooth, silky texture. They are normally used fresh and are commonly seen in stir-fry recipes, often served with rich broths and sauces.
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