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Bad Actor is a 2023 Mexican drama film written and directed by Jorge Cuchí starring Alfonso Dosal and Fiona Palomo.
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Julie Meira Weise is an American historian. She is an associate professor of history at the University of Oregon. After graduating from Yale University, Weise taught at California State University, Long Beach for four years before accepting a placement at the University of Oregon.
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Kenneth Fitzpatrick is a former breaststroke swimmer from Canada. He was born in Ottawa, Ontario. Fitzpatrick competed for his native country at the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, California. There he finished in fifth place in the event final of the men's 200-metre breaststroke, more than five seconds behind winning Canadian teammate Victor Davis, clocking 2:18.86.
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