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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
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