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{"type":"standard","title":"Luigi Adwok","displaytitle":"Luigi Adwok","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q119348987","titles":{"canonical":"Luigi_Adwok","normalized":"Luigi Adwok","display":"Luigi Adwok"},"pageid":74002707,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Luigi_Adwok.jpg","width":197,"height":260},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Luigi_Adwok.jpg","width":197,"height":260},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270091120","tid":"e12681f8-d51b-11ef-b49f-aa93d3a00bf6","timestamp":"2025-01-17T21:41:59Z","description":"Sudanese politician (1929–2010)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Adwok","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Adwok?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Adwok?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Luigi_Adwok"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Adwok","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Luigi_Adwok","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Adwok?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Luigi_Adwok"}},"extract":"Luigi Adwok Bong Gicomeho, also known as Luigi Adwok, was a South Sudanese politician who played a role in the political landscape of post-independence Sudan from the late 1950s into the 1980s. He was one of the first Southern Sudanese officials to serve as head of state of the Republic of Sudan as President of the Second Sudanese Sovereignty Council in March 1965.","extract_html":"
Luigi Adwok Bong Gicomeho, also known as Luigi Adwok, was a South Sudanese politician who played a role in the political landscape of post-independence Sudan from the late 1950s into the 1980s. He was one of the first Southern Sudanese officials to serve as head of state of the Republic of Sudan as President of the Second Sudanese Sovereignty Council in March 1965.
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