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{"type":"standard","title":"Dan Arvizu","displaytitle":"Dan Arvizu","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q109735372","titles":{"canonical":"Dan_Arvizu","normalized":"Dan Arvizu","display":"Dan Arvizu"},"pageid":70976872,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Annual_Awards_Recognize_Outstanding_Contributions_in_Research_and_Public_Service_%2814477246346%29.jpg/330px-Annual_Awards_Recognize_Outstanding_Contributions_in_Research_and_Public_Service_%2814477246346%29.jpg","width":320,"height":260},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Annual_Awards_Recognize_Outstanding_Contributions_in_Research_and_Public_Service_%2814477246346%29.jpg","width":1600,"height":1300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280357592","tid":"a574e752-0086-11f0-a107-49ce8abf6903","timestamp":"2025-03-14T03:44:35Z","description":"American engineer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Arvizu","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Arvizu?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Arvizu?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dan_Arvizu"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Arvizu","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dan_Arvizu","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Arvizu?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dan_Arvizu"}},"extract":" Dan Arvizu is a mechanical engineer at the United States Department of Energy (DOE) National Laboratories, where he has taken on various roles over the course of more than 30 years. Arvizu is also an expert in energy materials, technology commercialization and process sciences. He is a leader in higher education that is determined to harness education, research, and outreach initiatives to promote economic development and social mobility. Since 2021, he has been a member of the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST).","extract_html":"
Dan Arvizu is a mechanical engineer at the United States Department of Energy (DOE) National Laboratories, where he has taken on various roles over the course of more than 30 years. Arvizu is also an expert in energy materials, technology commercialization and process sciences. He is a leader in higher education that is determined to harness education, research, and outreach initiatives to promote economic development and social mobility. Since 2021, he has been a member of the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST).
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