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Prem Parkash was an Indian writer from Punjab, who \"was one of the major short story writers in post-1947 East Punjabi literature.\" He was also known as Prem Parkash Khannvi.
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Still is the first EP by American metalcore/hardcore band Vision of Disorder, released in 1995.
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