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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}

{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?","punchline":"They say the business is toast.","id":84}

{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}

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