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Carterton is a small town in the Wellington Region of New Zealand and the seat of the Carterton District. It lies in a farming area of the Wairarapa in New Zealand's North Island. It is located 14 km (8.7 mi) southwest of Masterton and 80 km (50 mi) northeast of Wellington. The town has a population of 5,950, out of a total district population of 10,300.
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Alexis Haritsis is a Greek politician, Member of the Hellenic Parliament since 2019 and President of New Left since 2023.
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