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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?","punchline":"Make me one with everything.","id":186}

{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}

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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?","punchline":"Random Dude: [...💘]","id":58}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?","punchline":"Your head hits the ceiling!","id":126}

{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}

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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

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